“I want the kind of sex that starts off in the car, goes to the kitchen and ends up in the bedroom.”
Recent surveys have found that more than 65% of couples worldwide have gotten it on in a car. Which is impressive, given the limited room to move. Next time you park and play, you should definitely try out some of my ideas.
There are a couple of reasons why back (or front) seat booty gives us an erotic rush. For one, car sex has that spontaneity factor. The message is you’re so turned on that you can’t wait to get home – you have to pull over and do it now.
There’s also a voyeuristic aspect to it. You get a thrill thinking that you just might be caught. Of course, you could get busted. So I did a little digging to find out how screwed you’d be should that happen. There is no specific law regarding sex in a vehicle. However, you can be charged with public indecency or indecent exposure, both misdemeanors, if you are observed while engaged in the act.
But if you’re in a quiet spot, at night, police officers tend to use their discretion when they crash a no-pants party. However, if you really want to ensure a cuffs-free evening, do it in your garage with the motor off. With that said, having good sex in small places is a challenge, so I have tips to make sure you and your partner don’t end up in a tangled, awkward pile of limbs when you attempt it.
Rules of the road
Before we get started, keep these guidelines in mind, ok?
- Park the car and turn it off – nothing says buzzkill like the airbag exploding in your groin
- Do it at sunset or later – you’ll be less likely to be seen, plus it’s cooler out
- Find a private, kid-free place (along a beach, on a quiet side street, a movie parking lot, even your garage)
- Put a towel or sweatshirt over the seat so a) your butt doesn’t stick to the leather and b) you won’t have to get your car detailed the next day
Oral on wheels is tough to do discreetly, but these foreplay-friendly positions make it easier. To give, have her sit on the flat center section between the two front seats (called the console) facing you – you should be sitting in the middle rear of the backseat. She should grab the two front seat for balance, lean back and enjoy. To receive, I suggest moving the front seat up, have her climb in the back and kneel on the floor in front of you (you should be seated directly behind the passenger’s or driver’s seat).
All cars come equipped with the perfect BDSM accessory – seatbelts, people! Have your partner sit in the passenger seat and then click the belt into place. Order her to lift her hands over her head, and use whatever’s around (a scarf, her bikini top, a dog leash, your belt) to bind them to the headrest. Finally, slip sunglasses over her eyes to restrict her vision and have your wicked way with her.
Now have some fun with her by blasting the AC for a couple of minutes, then switching to heat. Or turn the seat warmer on while the air conditioner is running. Not only does it add to the surprise factor because she doesn’t know what’s coming next, but transitioning from hot to cold also makes her skin ultra sensitive.
Scoot the front seats forward and sit in the center backseat. Have her climb on top of you and place her knees on either side of your butt so you’re face to face. To stabilize herself, she should grab the handles that are normally reserved for your dry cleaning. Another option is reverse cowgirl, which lets her grab the front headrests for leverage as you get it on.
Get freaky in front
Have her sit on that center console section facing forward. She should lean back with her elbows on the backseat, while you place a knee on each front seat and enter her. I also suggest doggie-style. If you’re in total seclusion, lower the front passenger window, have her get on her knees and hang her upper body outside the car. You can place your right knee on the passenger seat and left foot on the floor. Remember, you’re outside, so no screaming “You’re a sex goddess!” or whatever your thing is.
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