What’s going through her mind when she’s going down on you

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What’s going through her mind when she’s going down on you

“True love is when he holds your hair back while you’re giving him a blowjob.”

Women are incredible multi-taskers. We can, say, go for a jog, and at the same time write a shopping list in our head, dodge cars, sing Beyonce’s latest number one, and motivate ourselves by imagining Ryan Gosling “hey girl” memes.

So it’s not surprising that it can be tricky to turn off our racing brains, even during sexy times. If your partner is like the 55 per cent of women who admit their mind wanders, she probably finds it hard to just be in the moment when going down on you.

So what are women actually thinking about when giving a blowjob? Here 30 brave ladies share their thoughts.

“I hope this doesn’t take too long. Anything longer than one minute and I’m out. Ain’t nobody got time for that!” – Kelly

“Am I doing this right? Why am I doing this? What’s the point of this?” – Ana

“I hope you like that I’m making you happy. What are you thinking about, I wonder. I hope that you’re thinking about me.” – Tammy

“Do not make direct eye contact – or, if it does happen, make sure to give him sexual eyes.” – Michelle

“This is gross. I can’t believe people enjoy this. Can I stop yet?” – Nicki

“He’s making those little noises – he’s enjoying himself. Yeah! Go me!” – Emily

“Damn it. Hurry up will you, my jaw hurts.” – Shannon

“I wonder whether this is the main or the entrée? If I’m not enjoying it, I’m worrying about my gag reflex, teeth replacement and tongue piercing.” – Rhonda

“Well, I hope this doesn’t finish him off.” – Stephanie

“Ok, now that I’m done with the figure eight technique, let’s give the porn star slap a go.” – Cassie

“What’s for dinner?” – Harriet

“The only things I’m thinking are quite sexual thoughts to get myself off, then just lots of nothing. I go into an almost meditative state.” – Christina

“I’m doing good work here; I hope I get the same in return.” – Grace

“Sometimes I fantasize about other guys or imagine someone is watching us, and that really turns me on.” – Carol

“Is it a good idea to stick a finger in his arse? Maybe I should just pop one in there before he even realizes what’s happening.” – Janice

“Ok, I think I’ve got this whole penis thing just about covered, but what am I supposed to do with his balls? They’re just hanging there.” – Sam

“I love hearing the delish sounds he makes while I’m down there; it’s such a turn on!” – Claudia

“Ahh I can’t breathe through my nose. Oh great, now my mascara is running. I’m so hot right now.” – Jennifer

“Geez, does this guy ever shower? What’s that smell? I’m going to kiss him after, just so he knows I took one for the team.” – Danielle

“Why is sex so short, but this takes so damn long?” – Kate

“Don’t look down, don’t look down… Ok he’s looking down, try to look sexy. How do I look sexy with a penis in my mouth?” – Emily

“Dicks are heaps more fun to play with that vaginas; I can’t swing my bits around or slap someone in the face with it. Boo.” – Angelina

“I’m usually just writing a grocery list in my head.” – Lara

“Don’t gag… Don’t gag… Don’t gag… Oh damn. That’s not good.” – Rita

“I’m going to make this the best blowjob he’ll ever have – he’s not going to know what has hit him, and it’s all going to be thanks to me.” – Vanessa

“This is a lot less fun that I thought it would be.” – Anna

“I hope you like this. Please stop touching my head.” – Sophie

“This is exhausting! They don’t call it a job for nothing.” – Trisha

“Try to be sexy and swallow this time. Oh no, no, nooo – the taste! The taste! What is this?!” – Carla

“I wonder if he’s enjoying it. It’s hard to know what a blowjob feels like! I just go with whatever seems to be working.” – Jess

Have a sexy week,

Gabrielle Moore

P.S. I hope you had a laugh over what goes to the girls’ minds when performing oral. We’d love to know your thoughts when you go down on us. Leave them in the comments section! For more information about using your fingers in hot new ways, check out my program on the matter – Flirting Fingers.

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