“Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.” I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream. And I have it on good authority that Katie screams extra loud if it’s hokey-pokey licked off her nipples. Wait, what? Let me...
“Oral sex: If it doesn’t look like a demon is being exorcised from her body, you’re doing it wrong.” At some point you’re likely to face one of these awkward moments. I hate to burst your sex-fantasy bubble, but no-one is immune to awkwardness in...
“The best sex education for kids is when daddy pats mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.” – William Masters After buying a vintage sex game, me and my partner went on a hilarious and hot adventure, putting sensual relics to the test...
“Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.” – Barry Humphries Amp up the electricity in the bedroom by pushing the boundaries. Don’t worry, you’ll want to do this stuff. All couples – even...
“When I have sex with someone I forget who I am. For a minute I even forget I’m human. It’s the same thing when I’m behind the camera. I forget I exist.” – Robert Mapplethorpe The devil is in the details, they say. This is true in all occasions. Let...
“I don’t have dirty thoughts, I have unapologetically normal thoughts which happen to be intensely erotic.” – Anonymous Every week, I offer you scores of molten-rock-hot bedroom moves to incorporate in your randy repertoire. And judging from the...
“As selfishness and complaint pervert and cloud the mind, so sex with its joy clears and sharpens the vision.” – Helen Keller A woman can glean a ton about a guy’s libido and reproductive health just by eyeballing him. You may talk big game and wear...
“Beyond the beauty, the sex, the titillation, the surface, there is a human being. And that has to emerge.” – Jeanne Moreau Get into the good boyfriend habit of telling your woman how kick-ass she is – she’ll adore you for it. Admit it: you have...
“To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.” – Cary Grant We see it all the time in the movies and on TV – couples who are ready to rip each other’s heads off one moment then are ripping each other’s...
“I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.” – Marilyn Monroe We’re all for trying new stuff when it comes to sex, but whoa, these ladies had some interesting requests. And by interesting, I mean really freaking strange...