“Sex is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of philosophers. But, in fact, a person’s sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life.” – Ayn Rand
Some things are better after midnight – like karaoke, disco fries, and rip-your-clothes-off sex. Use these tips next time you want to bring the after-party back to your place. Your partner will be pleasantly surprised by your attitude and will follow your lead. By the time you both get home, you’ll be more than eager to lose the fabrics and do it dirties than ever. Trust me, when have I ever let you down?
- If you have a night in town planned, with dinner and clubbing, surprise her before going out of the house by giving her a sexy gift: the slinkiest, laciest lingerie you can find. She’ll get a heads up of what is going to happen once you come back home and she’ll begin the night in a sex mood. Also, while you’re out, shamefully have her catch you sneaking quick peaks of the top of her stockings, a bra strap or a bit of lace throughout the night. A woman that feel desired is always in the mood for paying that feeling back with a good dose of wild sex.
- Excuse yourself to go to the restroom, then send her this text several minutes later: “Just touched myself while thinking about what I want to do to you later.”
- Squeeze your Kegel muscles while you’re talking to a lame party guest or standing forever at the bar waiting for a drink. The little jolt of sensation down south will get your body (and your brain) primes for all the fun you’ll be having in a few hours.
- In a dark hallway or corner of the party/bar/restaurant, surprise her with a quickie make out. Pin her against the wall, and give her a tongue-invasive, hands-tugging-hair kiss.
- Grab some candy canes at a holiday party and stash them in your pocket. Sucking on pepper mind right before you kiss her (on her lips, nipples, vaginal area, wherever…) delivers a tingly sensation (the really good kind).
- On your way home, tease her by slowly waking up her body: run your fingers along the hollow of her throat, dip them under the waistband of her skirt, slide them between the buttons of her shirt – all while maintaining a mischievous, sexy smile on your face.
- Pull the car into the garage, then put her on the hood and get on top of her. Make out until you’re this close to getting naked, then push her off and lead her to the door.
- As she’s fumbling for the keys, stand behind her and press your pecks into her back. Then reach around her body and stroke her panties slowly.
- Once you’re inside, lean against the door and pull her toward you. Wrap one of her legs around your hips and bring her extra close for an intense kiss.
- Don’t turn the lights on. Stumble through the dark to the living room floor, and use the inability to see each other as an excuse to do and say the kind of things you normally wouldn’t.
- Keep the party mood going by quickly turning on a sexed-up song, like Rihanna’s “S&M”, and putting it on repeat to ensure it doesn’t finish before you do.
- Do it on top of your kitchen table. That way, even when you are eating a boring, weekday breakfast, you can both flash back to sexier times.
- Get explicit about what, where and how you want her to touch you. She’ll be so worked up she’ll be begging for an opportunity to truly turn you on like never before.
- Use lube… lots of it – your goal is messy-hot sex. Silicone-based gel lasts the longest.
- Purposely avoid your go to position. Instead, try unexpected variations that feel just as good but are turned up a notch. For example, if doggie style is your favorite, try having her bend over while she’s standing up (she should put her hands on a wall or the floor for support). Love girl-on-top? Have her turn around so she’s facing away from you and you get a new rear view.
- As you’re both getting close to climaxing, slow down for the first time all night. The sexual tension has been building for hours, so (briefly) delaying your orgasm will make the release even hotter. Take it from a level nine to a six, then dial it up again. Do this as many times as you can handle before you totally let go.
Have a pleasurable week,
P.S. Now that’s what I’m talking about! Grab your sex life by the pants and you’ll be having the most intense night of your life.