“Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We’ve got a lot of gods. We’ve got a god for everything. The only thing we don’t have a god for is premature ejaculation… but I hear that’s coming quickly.” – Mel Brooks’ History...
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein Perhaps she’s been waiting for ages for something new and exciting to happen in bed, but if...
“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.” – Mae West Somewhere between foreplay and fornication there are a few special minutes when we can go the extra mile, taking our partner to new heights of ecstasy and memorable love-making...
“Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn.” -Madonna It’s true that many men feel threatened by sex toys, as if they could be replaced, but trust me that this isn’t what your wife wants! Sure, if she has a sex two or a few...
“I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.” — J. Edgar Hoover Going down isn’t exactly an issue for Homeland Security, but...
“Erogenous zones are either everywhere or nowhere.” – Joseph Heller There you are – candles glowing, bodies soft and supple with massage oils, primed and ready for some hands-on foreplay. Your lover is laid out like a platter before you...
It may seem cliche, but there is no hiding from the fact that the key to turning a woman on is through romance. The female brain is designed to seek security and reliability, where the male brain pursues sex much more ruthlessly. Turning on her...
“Well, take your time and don’t live too fast. Troubles will come and they will pass. Find a woman and you’ll find love. Don’t forget, son, there is someone up above.” – Lynard Skynard Sometimes, when our relationships aren’t...
“The secret of love is seeking variety in your life together, and never letting routine chords dull the melody of your romance.” ~ Unknown The notion that keeping a romance alive is a labor of love can be a harsh reminder to those of us who have...
What does foreplay mean to you? A minute of kissing and rubbing before diving in headfirst? Even if you engage in foreplay with your partner, it probably doesn’t last that long. I get it – you want to skip right to the good part…...