For some women, g-spot orgasms are both a source of great pleasure and great anxiety. Not every woman ejaculates when she has a g-spot orgasm, but many do, and some squirt so much that it can be both distracting and dissuading from experimentation.
There are several easy ways that you can make squirting fun and sexy, without all the mess and fuss that you might worry about in bed. Get ready to waterproof your sex life today!
1. Places to Get Wet and Messy:
In the Shower: The most obvious place to get wet and messy around the house is in the bathroom! The shower may not be big enough for you both to get comfortable, but that’s what the tile floor is for, right? Some women will be able to squirt standing up, but most will need the support of a floor or at least a seat of some kind. If the toilet is a turn off, build a shaving bench in your shower or put a waterproof deck chair in there (if you have room). If nothing else works, put some soft towels on the floor and just mop up afterward. It’ll be worth the cleanup.
Hotel Hot Tub: Splurge for a special occasion and get a hotel room, motel room, cabin in the woods, or anything with a large wetware section! Whether its a jacuzzi, outdoor hot tub, a bathtub a few inches larger than your own, or simply a second bed that you can get all wet and let someone else clean up. Be sure to put down lots of towels, just to make clean up easier. Add a few of the “bedroom accessories” from the next section to make things extra waterproof.
DO NOT practice squirting play in public pools, whirlpools, hot tubs or showers! Play safe and clean in areas that will be properly cleaned before anyone else uses the space.
The Kitchen: If the bathroom doesn’t do it for you, many people find the kitchen the next best place to try out. Tiled floors and clean counters can make for a super sexy experience that is also easy to clean up. Be sure to give the kitchen a great clean up beforehand and afterward.
Get Outside: It requires a bit of prep as well, but if you don’t want to do a lot of clean up, check out of your comfort zone and get out into the wilderness. Don’t get caught! You are especially lucky if you have a private back yard to get cozy later. Bring a machine washable blanket if you can, and if you are going any distance away from your house, bring some water to wash your hands before you start getting sexy.
2. Bedroom Accessories:
Vinyl Sheets: you can pick these up at just about any sex toy store and they are an excellent investment if your lover likes to squirt. Put them under your sheets or on top of them with some towels for absorbency to help protect your mattress and sleeping stuff.
Sex Blankets: these are made up of a layer of waterproof material and another layer of absorbent materials. Place it with the waterproof sign down to protect whatever is under it (the sheets, the floor, the mattress, etc.) and the absorbent side up to soak up any liquid. They can be placed in the washer for quick and easy clean up, and they travel well.
The Fallback: keep extra towels and an extra set of bedsheets so you don’t have to worry about doing a load of laundry before going to bed or first thing in the morning.
3. Sexy Tech Gear:
If you are inclined to keep a record of your sexy times together, with a digital camera, video camera, external webcam or computer-embedded device, you must be very careful not to get these things wet! If you are serious about your sexy hobby, get a keyboard cover, underwater photo bag, or other protective silicone surfaces for your gear.
Trust me, you do not want to have to clean gush out of your laptop… and the distance your lover can get when she gushes might surprise you! If there is anything of value anywhere in the room, consider covering it or putting it out of squirting range. Play safe!