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The Position I Wasn’t Sitting Down For
There was a night when I squirted while sitting on a man’s lap, facing away from him, in what turned out to be one of the most efficient squirting configurations I have ever been in.
It happened almost by accident. We had been in the middle of something else — foreplay, kissing, some standing — and he had ended up sitting on the edge of the bed, upright, with his feet flat on the floor. He guided me onto his lap, facing away from him, and asked me to lean slightly forward, palms on his knees.
I was, in effect, sitting on him. Straddling his lap in a reverse orientation, upright, my body weight going down into his.
He entered me from that angle.
The sensation was different immediately.
I had been in every standard squirting position by that point in my life — on my back with hips elevated, on all fours, on top facing him, side-lying. None of them had produced what the throne produced.
Within about five minutes I was squirting on him. In his lap. Down the sides of his thighs. In the specific angle of the position, my body found a rhythm I hadn’t found lying down.
I’m calling the position the throne.
Why Seated Squirting Works
There are two anatomical reasons the throne produces squirting more reliably than most horizontal positions.
One. The angle of penetration.
When she sits on his lap facing away, upright, his penis enters her from below at an angle that presses directly against her front wall. Every stroke, without any adjustment on either of their parts, produces sustained upward pressure on the urethral sponge — which is the tissue that produces squirting.
In horizontal positions, this angle has to be engineered with pillows or manual adjustment. In the throne, it is the default.
Two. Her pelvic floor is engaged differently.
The bear-down mechanic — the push-out that releases the Skene’s glands — is significantly easier to execute in an upright, seated position than in a horizontal one. Her body naturally knows how to bear down while seated; it does not need to translate the instruction to a horizontal position where the muscle patterns are unfamiliar.
The result is that the throne produces squirting from women who have struggled to squirt in every other configuration.
It is not a common position. It is not the position most articles will recommend. It is, in my experience, the one that works when nothing else has.
How To Set The Throne Up
1. He sits on the edge of the bed. Feet flat on the floor. Back straight.
The bed edge matters — it provides support for her body weight and gives him leverage.
2. She straddles his lap, facing away from him.
Her feet either flat on the floor beside his, or knees bent on the bed on either side of his hips. Whichever is more comfortable.
3. She lowers onto him, guiding his entry.
The angle is nearly vertical from her perspective. His penis enters at an upward angle that presses on her front wall.
4. She leans forward, hands on his knees.
This is the specific detail that makes the position work. The forward lean rotates her pelvis so the front wall is receiving maximum pressure with every stroke.
5. His hands go to her hips.
Not gripping — supporting. He is helping her control depth and rhythm, not overriding her.
6. He begins short upward thrusts from underneath.
The short-stroke principle applies here. Two to three inches. Constant pressure on the front wall. Do not vary.
7. She rocks slightly forward and back.
Her movement adds a second axis of stimulation on top of his thrusts. She controls how much.
8. When she gets close, do not change.
Same rhythm. Same pressure. Same lean.
9. Tell her to push.
The bear-down cue. “Push down. Let it go.” Her seated posture makes this easier to execute than in any horizontal position.
10. Stay through.
The squirt will come in waves. His thrusts continue. Her lean sustains. The release cascades.
Every step is demonstrated inside Sizzling Squirting Positions.
Why This Becomes The Position For Women Who Haven’t
Sizzling Squirting Positions is built around the throne because it works on women who have never squirted before.
Those women, in most cases, have a body that is physically capable of squirting but a pelvic-floor pattern that has been trained by twenty years of horizontal squirting attempts to hold back rather than release. The seated position bypasses the trained pattern entirely — because her body knows, from years of sitting on toilets, exactly how to bear down while upright.
The unfamiliarity of the position removes the muscle memory that was blocking the release.
One seated position. One angle. One forward lean.
That is the whole trick.
Click here to start Sizzling Squirting Positions and learn the throne.
Hot kisses,
Gabrielle Moore
Sex Expert & Author of Naked U
