“License my roving hands, and let them go before, behind, between, above, below.” – John Donne
When it comes to New Year’s resolutions that you share with your family and friends, “have better sex” is probably not one of them. But I know that this is a pretty common wish among both men and women, so I’ve compiled this steamy calendar. So here it is: twelve months, twelve mind-blowing positions. You will never leave the bedroom again!
January: The Backfire
Kick off the New Year with an update on the reverse cowgirl. While you sit on your knees, your partner backs onto you, enjoying full control of depth and speed, just the way she likes it. Want more bang? With both of you now facing the same direction, why not press play on some adult entertainment for hot eye candy?
February: Backdoor Missionary
If you want to try anal sex but are a bit unsure of how to work it, the missionary position helps both of you ease into it. This one is great for newcomers seeking adventure but without losing the comfort and familiarity. While your partner is lying in the usual position on her back, hold her hips so you can access her butt. Don’t forget to use plenty of lube and take things really slowly.
March: The kneel ‘n’ squeal
The trusty missionary position gets an overhaul this month, with deeper penetration and G-spot stimulation. Place a pillow underneath her butt – this elevates her body for perfect G-spot contact. The added ability to eye-gaze brings you two even closer together, mentally.
April: The Nutcracker
Despite its wince-inducing name, this position won’t hurt your nether regions. In fact, you will actually enjoy it – a lot. Kneel while she lies in front of you on her back, twisting her legs so that her right leg is hooked over your right shoulder. Readjust her elbows, knees and hands to find her perfect pleasure spot.
May: The Jellyroll
This month, try another variation of the missionary position. Have her lie on her back and twist both legs to one side. The different angle will allow a new level of penetration. You will enjoy deep exploration with erotic views, while you both progress to orgasmic harmony.
June: The Spork
As the heat sets in, chances are you and your partner will be addicted to cuddling, snuggling and spooning. But be warned: spooning can lead to sporking! While you assume the “big spoon” position, you’re able to hold up one of her thighs for full thrusting. For even more fun, take a hands-on approach. This position lends itself to some extra sexy clitoral stimulation – by either of you.
July: The arc de triomphe
To celebrate France’s Bastille Day this month, forget the cheese and croissants and try the Arc de Triomphe instead. Pile pillows under her hips as she lies on her stomach, for a nice raised arch. This sexy variation to traditional doggie style is not only super comfy for receiving, but also gives you perfect aim for her G-spot. Ooh la la!
August: The plush puppy
For a cosy version of a favorite, relocate to the lounge room. Have her kneel on the couch, leaning forward on the back cushions, so she can brace herself against something soft and comfy. From behind, position yourself inside her for a cosy version of the cold wall or hard headboard, and knee bruises are spared for all.
September: The swan dive
Have a spring awakening in September. Kneel and lean back, while she faces you and straddles your lap. With your knees under her hips for support, she’s free to lean back – all the way back! Wild fun is bound to follow, and you’ll have the best view ever.
October: The ball player
Sitting on the end of the bed or couch, she should straddle you cowgirl-style, and then reach down to your family jewels. Savor the slow, erotic rocking and enjoy what her free hands can accomplish. You’re sure to score a touchdown with this one.
November: The leap frog
Get a bonus with this athletic bedroom move. Get her into a squat position on top of the bed, near the edge. Stand on the ground behind her, and pull her hips back and forth into you. It’s a nice and easy position for you, and a thigh-burning workout for her.
December: The banana split
This position, another twist on the reverse cowgirl, is even more satisfying than the sweet treat of the same name. Seriously. Instead of straddling both your legs, she should only straddle one and place her other leg between your legs. Now your penis is right in her G-spot and at a fun angle. You’ll also get the eye candy of her gyrating hips on your love stick.
Have a fun week,
Gabrielle Moore
P.S. Here’s to a year ahead you’ll most definitely be looking forward to! If you are interested in learning more advanced techniques in G-spot orgasms and squirting, then make sure to check out my video “GSpot Orgasms Made Easy“.
