“Be a gentleman – know when to hold her hand. Be a man – know when to pull her hair.” It’s the classic game we’ve all been playing since high school, the late dinner conversation starter, the ultimate road-trip boredom crusher. I’ve been playing a...
“According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book that Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.” – Jay Leno We frequently hear that the key to hot sex is continually being bolder...
“Something is wrong here: sex has been with us since the human race began its existence, yet I would estimate that 90 percent of human beings still suffer enormous inhibitions in this area.” – Xaviera Hollander Back in the days of virgin brides...
“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” – Marilyn Monroe I can’t stress this enough: you should never, absolutely never settle for ordinary sex. When temperatures are rising and clothes are falling off, it’s amazing and nobody can...
“Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.” – Lord Chesterfield Yes, you read the title correctly. Women don’t want you behaving like you are in a porno. You see, porn exists to replace sex, not the other way...
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.” – Brendan Behan They say money is the root of all things, but is it really so? Let’s start this with a fun pop quiz! Which would you rather...
“Sex, it turns out, is exactly like money, you think of nothing else if you don’t have it and think of other things if you do.” – James Arthur Baldwin Some heinous stuff can happen during an erotic encounter: you scream out your ex’s name, you tear...
“He will go to his grave feelings cheated, never realizing that there isn’t much difference between one woman and the other, that it is the loving that creates the difference” – Shulamith Firestone Your first tryst after a big break-up can go one of...
“Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sexual energy comes into play before sex even takes place. The greatest pleasure isn’t sex, but the passion with which it is practiced. When the passion is...
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”- Richard P. Feynman A lot of the time sex can feel, for a man especially, like a (much less dangerous, to be honest) game of Russian roulette: You take a...