“This girl wanted me to experience something I’d never experienced. She tried three times to get me high. Finally, it worked, and I had the most incredible sex I’d ever had.” – Jack Herer
These daring couples got busy in some bizarre locales. So it’s no surprise they were caught. Read on, have a laugh and learn where not to do it!
Kama here often?
“My girl and I were at the bookstore looking for books on the kama sutra. As we were checking out the pictures, we got riled up, so I suggested we take the books to the bathroom and put them to use. During the deed, I heard the bathroom door open and told my boyfriend to stand on the toilet. After we finished, we heard a woman ask us if everything was okay because she’d been waiting for our handicapped stall for 10 minutes. There was no choice but to come out. We didn’t make eye contact with her, but I know we looked so guilty. We bolted out of the store, leaving a trail of our books behind us.” – Christian
Tonsil hockey
“My girlfriend came to watch my late-night practice with my hockey team, and we ended up hanging out afterward, just skating together. Everyone else had left, so it was only us on the rink. I was friends with the owner, who had given us the keys and told us to stay as long as we wanted. I was shocked when my girlfriend confessed her secret fantasy: to have sex with me on the ice. Since we had the place to ourselves, I figured, what the hell? When we finished, we decided to skate around in the buff. It was hilarious… until the owner came back to pick up something and made a joke about the naked Olympics.” – Dan
Lights, camera, action!
“I was sitting with my partner in the last row of a movie theater. It was during the day, so it wasn’t that crowded, but there were still people there. When the lights went down, my girlfriend got really crazy and took off her pants and straddled me. I was surprised… but psyched. Since we were way in the back of the theater and were being quiet, I was sure no one knew what we were doing. Then my girlfriend looked up and noticed that the guy in the projector room was getting a great view. We pulled ourselves together and sprinted out of there.” – James
Her royal horniness
My girlfriend, Rhonda, scored a job in England a year ago. I went to visit her, and one day, we toured castles in Wales. We hadn’t seen each other in quite some time, so we ditched the tour and got busy in one of the dark rooms of a castle. It was cold and damp, but that made the whole thing more forbidden. Just as she climbed on top of me, a tour group entered the room. They were freaked out and talking very fast in what sounded like Russian, and there was a lot of arm gesturing. We just crouched in a naked ball and waited for them to leave.” – Mark
Hooked on a feeling
“My girl and I went camping in a quiet, non-touristy area by a small lake. We had rented a boat and decided to go fishing at dusk. After an hour, we started making out and pulled in our poles. One thing led to another, and our swimsuits came off. Later on, we heard a noise but just figured it was an animal in the trees, so we continued hooking up. Then we heard a man screaming at us. Our tiny boat had drifted to the side of the lake right into his campsite, where his family was eating dinner. We were mortified and oared back to our site at warp speed while he was still yelling at us.” – Lloyd
Have a safe week,
Gabrielle Moore
P.S. If you’re in the mood to go wild and risk it, always make sure you’re not overlooking anything, because if you get caught, you might be accused of indecent exposure. For more interesting tips on how to turn your partner on like never before, check out my video program on the matter – Dripping Wet Secrets.
