“It has been a long week. I need one of those hugs that turn into sex.” The decline and fall of the married (or committed sex life) is a myth. The truth is much hotter. Twenty-something dudes today have no idea how easy they have it when it comes to...
“Nothing is either all masculine or all feminine except having sex.” – Marlo Thomas I was sick recently – like, gross, don’t-touch-me, don’t-come-near-me, sick. My partner, bless his cotton socks, nursed me from a distance. He brought me tea and...
“My apartment is my stage, and my bedroom is my stage – they’re just not stages you’re allowed to see.” – Lady Gaga Sure, you love those awesome massages she gives you, and you’re putty in her hands when she makes you your favorite mean. But what if...
“My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don’t have sex – ever. Now that the milk is free, we’ve both become lactose intolerant.” – Margaret Cho As a red-blooded couple, you should be having scorching sex on a regular basis, right? Well...
“Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.” – Marquis de Sade I think three is a crowd, especially when the third wheel is a phone...
“They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. Perhaps that’s why it takes me 18 seconds to sneeze.” – Jarod Kintz You know the scene: boy meets girl, boy sleeps with girl, then boy makes girl climax. It all seems too easy. But does the reel deal...
“Whatever you do in life, surround yourself with smart people who’ll argue with you.” – John Wooden How much fighting is normal? I have convinced a couple to keep tabs on their squabbling to find out. Robbie and Nicole have been together for seven...
“There is more wisdom in your body than in your deepest philosophies.” – Friedrich Nietzsche The secret to head-spinning nooky is priming yourselves before you do the deed. You wouldn’t expect a pot of water to go from zero to boiling point in...
“Sex is the best thing. It’s better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good” – Bai Ling Ah, the holy grail of getting it on: it’s that richer, more connected sex that makes you smile every time you think about it – but...
“I could massage your groin in a non-sexual way” – Shoshanna Shapiro (Girls) Because I know you don’t have time to read the Kama Sutra before tonight, I’m lending you a helping hand while making sure you keep your woman more satisfied than ever. I...